Sign up for free guns and food!
"Eugene Harlot once attacked Indonesia and destroyed the wall with his bare fist.''
Fellow Citizen of the United States,
On Friday morning (Day 1060), one of the most massive free distributions of weapons and food in the history of our great nation will begin. This supply drop is going by the name Operation Monkey Business, and the program will continue for roughly a week.
To make sure that you receive supplies, please sign up at this link: http://tinyurl.com/OMB-Request
Another, quicker, way to ask for supplies is to go to the #defense IRC channel on the Rizon network starting Friday. Volunteers will be standing by to provide you with everything you need.
Once you receive your weapons and food, make sure to fight! Read the latest DoD orders to find our where help is needed most, and fight for your country!
See you on the battlefield
~Team Member, Operation Monkey Business
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